STAND BACK STUPID

Just a helpful hint for all the idiots at the airport. When at the baggage claim section, stand back from the conveyor. Give other people a chance to retrieve their luggage if it happens to come out first. Your items don't know or care about your exuberance in anticipation of its appearance. It's a random process, yours wont get there any more quickly, if your the first one there, and blocking others out.