Monday, February 26, 2007
THE NEW MORON STATUS SYMBOL
Instead of having the "M" stamped on your forehead, the only way to let everyone know you are a Moron is by wearing a cell phone/headphone, as if it was a permanent part of your anatomy. So for all you oldsters, if your name isn't Flash Gordon or Buck Rodgers and for the teeny boppers if you are not working the drive up window at McDonald's, take it off when not using it.
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I can't believe it, but I STILL see people driving around with the black and white "W - the president" stickers on their cars. I'm sure people know you can get them off with a razor blade, too. The good news is that there are a lot more "M - still a moron" stickers being seen as people continue to wake up.
A lot of them are christiens, and are waiting for that big miracle, and everything will be fine and we will be back in Eden.
I'm a pretty big fan of Jesus, myself, and Jesus AIN'T the guy most Christians are worshiping today...seems he had the same problem with his followers back then as he does today; he kept telling everybody that the kingdom was already here if people would only see it. But, being too much work to find beauty and appreciate what they already had, most of his followers were convinced he was talking about some big castles in the sky that they were going to get if they behaved themselves...
Couldn't have out it better myself.
A shame people can't see the forest for the trees blocking it.
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