Urban rebounder, only $99.95 plus shipping and handling. Another magical workout contraption that works wonders, and it even comes with three DVDS. You can do a thousand exercises on it. And it is made out of the highest quality material. And in five minutes 398 other morons joined the list. And now a Slender tone Flex Abdominal Toning System only $119.95 and what a deal, free shipping and handling. This belt is doctor recommended, and studies at Wisconsin University found people who used it improved their abdominals by forty percent. How quickly people part with their money. The moron counter is spinning like a runaway stop watch on this item, since all you have to do is wear it and it does all the work. You can even drink wine with a friend as you both wear your belt. Where is my credit card and phone? Twenty minutes 1936 morons joined the list.
The one redeeming value of all the exercise contraptions is that they fit under the bed, and that is where they will stay after one or two uses.
Guess we have to change to old adage from, there is a sucker born every minute, to one every second.
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