People have to get licenses to drive, fish, hunt and so forth. Wouldn't life be ever so pleasant if we made people get a license to own and operate a cell phone.
No more following one of the space cadets in traffic, or be forced to listen to an inane conversation that is so loud, it would drown out the roar of a stadium crowd.
And it would make shopping for a cell phone more simple, since there would only need to be two or three to choose from instead of the thousands that are now needed to satisfy these dim witted souls.
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Oddly enough, I was having a very similar conversation about this last night.
I think you should have to take a written exam and pass a rifle and range test to own a gun -- just like you do to get your driver's license.
It's bad enough I'm trying to take cell phones out of the morons hands, now you are trying to take their guns away.
There is no way in hell the gun lobby would let you get even close to something like that.
Yeah -- God forbid you show that you actually understand the fundamentals of gun safety and that you KNOW HOW to shoot, before you get to.
I mean, eveybody grows up learning how to shoot when they're out hunting squirrel for lunch -- they don't need to prove it to some government entity that already has total access to their medical, phone and library records.
Let Darwinism thin the herd, I guess???
The hell with Darwin, give Chaney an assault weapon and take him hunting once a week.
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