What is the magic ingredient, that they put into "Budweiser" beer that causes one who consumes it in a moving vehicle, to automatically propel the empty container through the vehicles open window, to dot our country side with these horrendous colored cans and bottles?
If this formula was changed a bit, so that this beverage would be consumed in a proper locale with receptacles to capture the used containers, this would be a common sense thing to do.
But then again if common sense prevailed, would anyone consume this swill that passes as beer.
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It's not that Bud makes you litter -- it's that easily programmable idiots are completely influenced to drink the ass-tasting beer by all of the marketing. These same idiots are too stupid to operate a trash can. However, you could try to figure out a way to subliminally program them to not litter. Maybe signs of the Bud Man -- "A real man of geius", who invented the trash can.
I believe in the old fashion four step way of transfering subliminal messages.
1. Obtain good quality 36oz. Louisville Slugger bat.
2.With feet firmly planted swing bat, striking forehead, knowing no serious harm done in that part of anatomy.
3.Ask if you now have their full attention.
4.If you do, convey message.
That oughta work...
The problem that you have is not idoits throwing beer cans out of their car windows, it is teenagers drinking in your woods. Why, you're not there during the week. You don't go out walking in the woods at night, and you live on a fairly empty road that doesn't have police driving down it on a regular basis. Also, you're property is on two counties so no one wants to. That is also why you only see cheap, crappy beer cans. My suggestion, get a really big dog and take it for walks through the woods at night. You'll see fewer cans.
A shotgun is a lot easier and a lot cheaper, plus you don't have to look where you are stepping
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