I have a solution that would not only solve the energy problem, but would also decrease the trade imbalance plaguing this nation. I may even be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, thanks to this brilliant plan.
All we have to do is convert our oil and natural gas guzzling autos and factories to use methane gas. Since there is an ever increasing number of mega hog and cattle farms, the supply would be plentiful and endless.
The genius of my plan, is that there will always be an abundant supply, as well as large quantities for export; since the USA has one of the largest methane reserves in the world.
And where is this reserve located, you may ask yourself. None other then Washington D.C. With all the shit they shovel each day, we would have a never ending supply. The best part of my plan is that every time there is a national election, the supplies would go up, and we could all get a rebate check as we sell this overabundance of shit to foreign nations, to power their economies.
And if world wide demand began to increase, we could fall back on our reserves, and utilize the same shit from our local, county and state legislators.
The plan also helps in protecting this planet. There would no longer be pollution from fossil fuels, and a way of disposing this over abundance of shit, that is now building up. The icing on the cake would be the joy you experience as you watch the big oil companies fall like dominoes each quarter, rather than reporting obscene profits.
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You were getting ready for the Obama-Clinton debate weren't you? After all all we got there was a bunch of shit.
Enough was shoveled last night to power both Dakotas and Illinois for at least a month.
I don't even know how people can sit through those debates.
There are no problems...only solutions. Great thinking outside the box, Pelmo! I guess I wouldn't mind the politicians' B.S. so much if I knew everytime they flapped their jaws my heating bill was getting cheaper.
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