Sunday, December 27, 2009

WHY DID IT HAPPEN??????

In the wake of the latest terrorist attempt, more silly-assed regulations are being implemented to thwart these attacks; and by doing so our traveling experience is becoming even more miserable.

Why make the general public suffer these inconveniences? As it is well known that most of these terror attacks are committed by the terror group know as AARP, with their secret training bases in Florida and Arizona; from this day on, let's take every senior citizen that is traveling by air and have them go through secondary searches. As a senior myself, I feel so much safer when I and others in their upper years, are pulled aside and searched.

We continue to pull seniors from the line and subject them to fruitless searches; all for the sake of not offending certain people. Offending the very people who don't seem to have a problem with blowing themselves up along with a plane load of innocent people does seem to smack a little bit of Un-American Activity.

So wonder no more on why these terrorists slip by, just increase your scrutiny of these seniors and the problem will be solved.









2 comments:

La Sirena said...

I think it's wise to pull you out of line and scrutinize you. But it isn't really fair to inflict it on the rest of the seniors.

Pelmo said...

LaSirena it may be wise to pull me out for a more scrutinizing search, but the folly of it all is that I am still allowed to board.